Wednesday, July 26, 2017

Funnies from Ginny (thanks)

Apolitical Aphorisms
"If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates."
                                                                        ~Jay Leno~
"The problem with political jokes is, they get elected."
                                                                       ~Henry Cate, VII~
"We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office."
"Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river."
                                                                       ~Nikita Khrushchev~
"When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. I'm beginning to believe it."
                                                                       ~Clarence Darrow~
"Why pay money to have your family tree figured out - run for office and your opponents will do it for you."
                                                                      ~Author unknown~
"Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel."
                                                                      ~John Quinton~
"Politics are the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other."
                                                                     ~Oscar Ameringer~
"I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them."
                                                                     ~Adlai Stevenson~
"A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country."
                                                                      ~ Tex Guinan~
"I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians."
                                                                     ~Charles de Gaulle~
"Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks."
                                                                     ~Doug Larson~
"There ought to be one day -- just one -- when there is open season on politicians."
                                                                     ~Will Rogers

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